Kid Karnage

Debut: August 12, 2000 vs Jethro Hickman
Home Town: Three Mile Island
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 191 lbs
Birthday: September 20, 1986
Role Models: Cincinnati Red, Ron Kilbourn, Peter North, Willie Aames, Ranger Ross, Sinbad, Shirley Hemphill, James Van Der Beek, The Amazing Jonathan, Two Fat Ladies, Doogie Howser (not Neil Patrick Harris), Dr. Charles Silverstein, Gidget
Trained By: Jesse Hernandez
Finisher: "Acid Reign" Frog Splash
E-Mail: EWFKarnage@aol.com
Titles Held:

IWC Tag Team (with Ron Kilbourn)

   

 

BIOGRAPHY

Kid Karnage has been terrorizing the squared circle ever since the summer of 2000. Making his professional in-ring debut at an age most wrestlers dream of debuting (at 13 years), Karnage has had several years worth of experience tossing foes around the ring... and he's still in his teens!

Karnage is said to have been born in a mental hospital somewhere in Pennsylvania. Not knowing his parents, he grew up in the care of the orderlies, the only people who knew his real name. His main philosophy, which can be plainly seen in his attitude as well as his ring attire, is based on the concept of anarchy. Karnage believes that the government is, among other things, obsolete; that without a ruling class, people would still survive and would still create a decent system among themselves.

The self-proclaimed "most violent cruiserweight on the west coast" has been quoted as saying that his life could be summed up in the following manner; everything calm, peaceful one moment...the next, everything goes to hell, sent up in a raging blaze the likes of which can only be imagined by the most demented of souls. A microcosm of his life could be seen in a nuclear meltdown, which is why Karnage has adopted Three Mile Island as his true hometown.

Only time will tell if the world of professional wrestling can withstand the presence of "Alpha-Omega of Ultra Violence" and his comrades, whomever they may be. One thing is for sure; this cruiserweight will not rest until the blood of thousands stains the mats of rings nation-wide at his hands. Why? For there can be no other way.